Lucky Mojo

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It's still hard to believe Jackson and Roosevelt were really going to catch and bring some purple armadillos over. I never thought there was such a thing, but then I've never seen an armadillo in-person. Every single armadillo I've ever seen was in a science book or movie and they don't even hae any of them in the zoo. Linda told me the armadillos were on their way from Texas heading to South Carolina and that they had gotten as far as Valdosta, Georgia. None of them I ever heard of were purple though. Then again, anything is possible, I guess. Let me see if I can find my old Bob Marley LP, Natty Dread and play that "Rebel Music" song. The whole album gets me in a more mellow mood. I hope those guys make it back before everything around this part of South Carolina is under 6 feet of water. I don't want my mojo to get wet and don't want to take a chance of anyone getting their hands on it. I need all the luck I can get right now.

Flood

I doubt if anyone will be out driving around in this weather. Can't even tell where the ditch is cause the whole road is covered in dark water. Tires float by and blue sparks dance around the light pole. Better put some plastic over the piano and move the television into the kitchen. It's off the air anyway. Sirens scream out towards Carolina Hospital and seem to be coming closer. I hope they know the road is flooded.

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Wind

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Well seems like the house is shakin' and a black cat moans under the hardwood floor in the living room. Maybe they made it home okay. It's getting late all of a sudden. The governor don't know what the hell he's talkin' about. Myrtle Beach, Georgetown, and Charleston are all withing the line of fire and he's telling us to relax. He's safe and sound behind ten feet of concrete in his bunker in Columbia with the rebel flag draped over his redneck.