Wind

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Well seems like the house is shakin' and a black cat moans under the hardwood floor in the living room. Maybe they made it home okay. It's getting late all of a sudden. The governor don't know what the hell he's talkin' about. Myrtle Beach, Georgetown, and Charleston are all withing the line of fire and he's telling us to relax. He's safe and sound behind ten feet of concrete in his bunker in Columbia with the rebel flag draped over his redneck.

Football

I tried to call her Saturday night, but there was no answer. I'm pretty sure they went to Virginia for the football game. I don't know if they were coming back to South Carolina today with this hurricane bearing down on Charleston and Myrtle Beach. They may have stayed up in Richmond or even spent the night in D.C.