Flood

I doubt if anyone will be out driving around in this weather. Can't even tell where the ditch is cause the whole road is covered in dark water. Tires float by and blue sparks dance around the light pole. Better put some plastic over the piano and move the television into the kitchen. It's off the air anyway. Sirens scream out towards Carolina Hospital and seem to be coming closer. I hope they know the road is flooded.

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Wind

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Well seems like the house is shakin' and a black cat moans under the hardwood floor in the living room. Maybe they made it home okay. It's getting late all of a sudden. The governor don't know what the hell he's talkin' about. Myrtle Beach, Georgetown, and Charleston are all withing the line of fire and he's telling us to relax. He's safe and sound behind ten feet of concrete in his bunker in Columbia with the rebel flag draped over his redneck.